A man received an e-mail from his neighbour which said:
"Sorry Jim, but I have been taking advantage of your wife... day and night whenever you’ve not been at home.
In fact, probably more than you. I’m confessing now because I feel really guilty. I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies.
I will ask your permission in the future."
Upon reading this, Jim gets his gun and without uttering a word he shoots his wife.
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A few minutes later he receives another e-mail: “Sorry Jim: I meant ‘wifi,’ not ‘wife.’”