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PostSubject: Murphy's Field Manual    Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:56 pm

Made me laugh...some sound horribly familiar! Suspect

Murphy's Military Laws.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

Friendly fire ain't.

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

All smartarse comments about friendly artillery fire may be addressed to amibovverred?

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PostSubject: Re: Murphy's Field Manual    Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:02 pm

lol silent
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PostSubject: Re: Murphy's Field Manual    Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:51 pm

nice 1

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PostSubject: Re: Murphy's Field Manual    Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:14 am

right on jocolor

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